Master Cleanse?
Well. My Master Cleanse lasted 1 day. This, of course, is remarkably pathetic but I CAN EXPLAIN. You see, I work as a banquet server. It’s a nice job, I like it a lot, but it is very difficult. We have to lift trays that can be as much as 100 pounds (in some cases, not mine). And I am scheduled to work today and tomorrow. I felt strong and fine yesterday, my first and last day of the Cleanse, and I felt fine today as well. But then my head got to me. I became very worried that I’d pass out at work or something, and the second and third days are supposed to be the hardest, so it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to work physical 10 hour shifts on my second and third days. Yes, I feel like a bit of a failure, since I probably could have done it, I just worried myself into stopping. Maybe I’ll try again and plan it out better next time. I do have a lot of that Grade B organic maple syrup left over…




